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Female Ejaculation IF YOU’RE A LUCKY GUY WITH THE RIGHT MOVES, your girlfriend might leave a bigger wet spot on the bed when she comes than you ever could, even soaking through several layers of towels, leaving you, and maybe even her, wondering, What’s up with that? Perhaps she’s embarrassed by her tendency to loose the juice, thinking that it’s actually pee (it’s not), or that you might find it a turnoff.

If you are, in fact, a bit skeeved out, thinking that it might be pee (it’s not), you need to bone up, as it were, on the delights of female ejaculation. You should take her obvious expression of extreme excitation as a compliment to your lovemaking skills (it is) combined with her generally horny nature. In fact, orgasmic squirting has become something of a sexual Olympic medal (rather like the elusive simultaneous O, but much more easily attained). There are instructional books and videos dedicated to its pursuit (including my own DVD, Nina Hartley’s Guide to Female Ejaculation, featuring lovelies Anna Mills and Angela Stone). Many sex-toy companies make gear designed to enable the sought-after squirting, ranging from curved G-spot-seeking insertables to comfy waterproof blankets in various fashion shades, so no one has to sleep in the wet spot.

Over the past few years, entertainment (as opposed to educational) porn has exploded with titles devoted to female ejaculation, be it real or staged. Titles like Stop or I’ll Squirt!, Teen Squirts, Squirts Illustrated, Squirting MILFS and more inundate the shelves at your local video store.

Only a few years ago there were just a few performers (Cytheria most famously) who could coat your face in girl-goo faster than you can say, “Peter North facial.” They were considered novelty acts trading on anatomical shock value. Now there are many more squirt specialists to keep those wet-themed vids flowing out to the curious public. As with any “new” sexual activity shown in porn, some couples are either trying it for themselves at home or feeling relief at the discovery that they’re not the only ones among whom it happens. In fact, this ability of certain women (some would say all) to release copious amounts of fluid during sex play and orgasm has been noted in literature going back thousands of years. Heavenly fluid, amrita, nectar of the gods, are just some of the terms translated out of ancient texts. F.E. was a favorite theme of Victorian pornographers, who saw it as proof positive of a woman’s complete surrender to sexual arousal and the most honest validation of her lover’s prowess. When I first read these lascivious accounts of “spending,” I had no idea what they were talking about, as I had never seen it in action.

Female Ejaculation - Nina Hartley I first saw my first live squirt at a swing party over 25 years ago. Lola was a MILF before the term was invented and a bonafide fuck freak. She lived for dick, and the first time I heard her orgasmic yells at a party, I looked up to see her being pounded doggy-style while gushing what seemed like a gallon of fluid onto the floor. I was mesmerized by the intensity of her pleasure in the act. I had only ever read of such a thing and had long thought it a figment of some writer’s perfervid imagination. Color me wrong.

Lola told me her “wet” orgasms were much more powerful and satisfying than her “regular” ones, and that it took just the right angle of cock penetration to get it out of her. Once started, she could go on and on like a lawn sprinkler until having to break for rehydration. She had discovered her ability quite by accident years before with an especially adept lover and had been hooked on squirting ever since. I found that I could get it out of her myself by using a particularly beefy strap-on, which was both fun and amazing. I can appreciate a good sex trick as much as the next pervy gal.

Over time I talked to more and more women and couples who had discovered squirting, some by serendipity, like Lola, and some by actively trying to mimic what they’d seen on the screen. I started playing with women who were squirters and it was always a rush to get them so excited that they’d just loose it all over my fake dick or, even better, my hand. My husband’s lover is a fisting fanatic and the last time we three played together I fisted her to three consecutive squirting orgasms—some of the streams shooting out six inches and lasting four seconds each—in less than ten minutes. Impressive!

For years I thought of female ejaculation as a spectator sport in which I would, at most, play in the outfield. I’d been having sex for a long time with a wide assortment of partners, toys, gizmos, devices and positions and had never ejaculated once. My orgasms were consistently great so I didn’t think I was missing anything. Then, a few years back I had my first squirting experience in a scene for Mama Knows Best 2 with Mr. Pete. He was a lot of fun and I was having a great time. His cock is nice and uncut, and he’s a friendly guy who really digs women.We were in spoon position and I said something like, “Oh, you’re really hitting the spot!” He pulled out of me, jumped up and said, “Watch this!” as he knelt in front of me and started finger-banging my pussy.

Much to my amazement, I saw clear fluid splattering out of my urethra and all over his fingers. Wow! I guess I could squirt after all. Since then I’ve done it a few more times, all on-camera, all with digital assistance from my male partner. The most interesting thing, though, is that none of my squirting experiences had been combined with an orgasm, unlike other women with whom I’ve spoken about this. If I hadn’t actually seen it I’d never have known it was happening. According to Debra Sundahl—who literally wrote the book on F.E. (Female Ejaculation and the G Spot)—orgasm and ejaculation aren’t automatically connected, just as male ejaculation and orgasm are actually two separate physiological events, though usually simultaneous. The source of female ejaculate is the so-called G spot, named for Ernst Grafenberg, the doctor who discovered it. The G spot’s role in women’s orgasmic response is well documented, and many couples already know how to best stimulate it for a woman’s pleasure. Many sex toys are designed with the G spot in mind, with their characteristic up-curve.

Ms. Sundahl calls the G spot the “female prostate,” which is apt, as the cells produced by the prostate gland in men that supply a large percentage of male ejaculate are similar to those found in a woman’s urethral sponge. Both glands secrete fluid that leaves the body by way of the urethra (the tube that connects the bladder to the outside of the body), and both feel good when stimulated, directly or indirectly.

It’s important to realize that squirt is not pee. It doesn’t come from the bladder, but rather from the reproductive organs. If you watch my Guide to Female Ejaculation, you’ll see Anna Mills squirt a clear fluid during our scene together. She had witnesses before and after the scene watch her pee yellow, and squirt (which I tasted on-camera) was most definitely something completely different. She had taught herself how to ejaculate in just a week’s time (she liked the homework!) and was impressed that it worked so well.

The secret to bringing on the waters, besides a partner’s willingness to get messy, is plenty of buildup and foreplay to get the woman’s pussy all plumped up and engorged. A woman’s erectile tissue is almost all internal and it can be hard to tell when she’s “full up,” so take all the time you need.

The swelling of her G spot as it fills with fluid will make it easier to locate with fingers or dick. Just a couple of inches into her pussy on the front/upper wall of it, the target will emerge as a soft, smooth, resilient mound about the size of a quarter. Some recommend the come-hither movement, also called cootchie-coo, while I favor straight fingers pointed to the ceiling, with my knuckles pressed against the opening of the snatch. While the physical response to such stimulation is fairly predictable, the emotional response is less so. Some women get all squirmy and happy, wanting more, while others don’t care for the sensation, saying that it makes them need to pee, which they don’t find sexy. You’ve got to take your lady’s word for it on this one.

I’ve done it a few times during masturbation, using my favorite G-spot toy, the njoytoy Pure Wand. This is a smooth metal probe curved just right, with a big ball at one end (about an inch and a half in diameter) and a small ball at the other. The angle is perfectly engineered for effortless G-spotting, the best ever for this purpose. When I squirt from my own efforts, it’s more of a dribble. It may not be so dramatic as what you see in the movies, but it qualifies nonetheless.

If you and your adventurous playmate want to experiment with learning to soak the bed, have at it and have patience. Keep tweaking the toys, dick, angle, speed, depth and torque until you get it just right. If you don’t expect it to happen in one fuck session, but keep working it each time for as long as it’s fun, you’ll get there sooner or later. Who knows? Life may never be dry again.