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Taking It to the Edge
While many people consider busting a nut to be the best part of sex, fans of edging feel that better things come to those who wait. We explore the practice of putting off the Big O in pursuit of a...
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Oil Together Now
Are you feeling pretty slick right about now—or, at the very least, do you want to feel pretty slick right about now? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered—in the kind of slithery, slippery stuff that...
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A Slippery History
Sweet, wonderful lube—where would we be without it? The short answer is, in a lot of pain. But for all our discussion of can-it-or-can’t-it (coconut oil, yes; banana peels, no!), we’ve never considered...
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NFTs, Porn & You
There are two types of people: those who embrace emerging technologies and explore them to their fullest and those of us who cower in a dark corner, clinging to the past. And if you fall into the latter...
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Forget Trump—Reagan’s Era Is Ending
President Biden and reinvigorated Democrats step up to prove that, yes, government can be the solution. In the dark days of the 2008 financial crisis, The Daily Show With Jon...
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Flex That One-Pack!
You’ve been in self-isolation for over a year now. Gyms are closed. You’re tired and depressed, fighting just to get through the day. So please, take it from us: It’s okay to put on a bit of weight. But...
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Playing Risk
Please, leave the public porn to professionals. Uncowed by their first arrest, South Carolina residents Eric and Lori Harmon were arrested and charged again last January for filming sex acts in public, this...
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Summer Loving
It’s motherfucking summer, and COVID can kiss your vaccinated ass, because you’re going camping! Time to go over your inventory. Let’s see: Tent? Check. Sleeping bag? Check. Propane stove? You know it!...
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Models Without Borders
Goodbye, city. Hello, solitary bliss. The remote revolution in sex work has demonstrated that location is more a state of mind than a physical necessity. From south of the equator all the way up to...
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Sam Morril Kills
As a stand-up comic, Sam Morril has appeared everywhere—Conan, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, The Late Late Show With James Corden, Last Call With Carson Daly, Lights Out With David Spade… But...
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John Lydon: I Could Be Wrong, I Could Be Right
As Johnny Rotten, frontman of the notorious Sex Pistols, he defined punk, becoming an eternal icon of the movement, but it was with Public Image Ltd that the...
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Fucking Drunk: The Sloshed-Sex Science Behind Beer Goggles
Getting drunk and waking up next to an unattractive stranger is so common that someone created the term “coyote ugly” (which was later the title...
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From Mainstream to XXX
It’s long been a goal of many adult-video performers to transition into the mainstream. But lately, aboveground actors such as Boy Meets World alum Maitland Ward and Shake It Up veteran Bella...
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Lingerie Lovedolls III
Yes, times are very hard right now, and we’re all expected to get by with less. But that’s not always a bad thing; you’ll definitely feel some very hard times with these hot HUSTLER...
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Asia’s Geoff Downes: A Key Player
From The Buggles to Yes to Asia, Geoff Downes has been responsible for some of the most iconic keyboard riffs in rock history. The musical legend discusses his decades-long career...
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Charlie Forde Explains Australia
Buckle up, mates, we’re heading Down Under! Or at least we’re about to learn a lot about this beautiful but mysterious area. Our sexy tour guide, award-winning adult-industry...
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Hump-Day Special: Asses High, Part II
Butt’s up, people! We’re getting behind on things in the best possible way with another collection of marvelous rear views, courtesy of HUSTLER’s most deliciously rumped...
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Living Dead Girl: Sex & Gore & Rock ‘n’ Roll
What do you do when a nightmare is a dream and what scares you also turns you on? You embrace it! Living Dead Girl, aka Molly Rennick, does that daily. The...
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HUSTLER’s G.I. Jokes
It’s Memorial Day, when we honor service members who’ve given their lives in the line of duty (oh, and maybe have a cookout). While those who have made the ultimate sacrifice defending our country...
