Black and Blond 6

Porn typically requires a suspension of disbelief. The experienced jerkoff realizes that whipping out his cock after firing up a video is akin to a magician brandishing his wand—some degree of illusion will be necessary. That said, Black and Blonde Vol. 6 might be enough to challenge even the most seasoned handjob Houdini’s imagination. The title makes a very simple and seemingly easily achieved promise. Alas, the viewer’s expectations wilt like an octogenarian’s prick almost immediately. The video kicks off with dark, dark blonde Jane Wilde and her redheaded gal pal conspiring to swap their black boyfriends, and…wait, a redhead? Straying from the video’s theme already? In the very first scene? Some might regard the inclusion of a redhead in a video titled Black and Blonde Vol. 6  as a minor transgression, but why not toss in an albino or three if you’re going to play fast and loose wit the premise? Someone in the editing room must have woken up from naptime at some point, because mid-scene the copper top abruptly disappears, drawing the viewer’s attention to Wilde as she rides her dusky partner. It’s a fine scene: Wilde is an enchanting fuck-puppet, director James Avalon brings his typical level of skill to the table, and an impressive pop-shot leaves Wilde with a scale model of the Great Lakes splattered across her torso. It’s enough to put Black and Blonde Vol. 6  back on track, at least temporarily, until one notices that two of the video’s four scenes were very apparently filmed in the same bedroom. Black and Blonde Vol. 6’s slapdash approach will leave viewers feeling a little blue. —P.D.R.